Moblogs Week #4 (only 2? much easier on the both of us!)

Saturday, February 19, 2011
We're hitting up Applebees for dinner? That's like dining with the Queen of England for only $80!! :D
Posted by Curtman at 4:04 PM

Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Stupid iTunes... i only have 48 songs on here right now! lucky the bus ride is short and i have yet to tire of For Those About To Rock :)
Posted by Curtman at 2:58 PM

Apparently Snow and Scooters Don't Mix (Scooter From Hell)

One of my most...memorable Christmases was the year I got a scooter. I remember getting up at a rather early time, unable to contain my anticipation for presents!

                     …to the displeasure of my parents. They sent me to bed, hoping to get a few more moments of peace...

 

and quiet...

But when they finally realized they weren’t going to rest, they finally got rounded us up into the living room and sat down to pass out the presents. Along with other stuff, my brother and I both got an extra-large present that year. My brother was going insane over the prospect of opening his first present, as I sat calmly in the back of the room, keeping my hype inside.

Then I finally heard the sacred words....

 

Being as in love with its cherry metal colored perfection as I was at such a tender age, you can almost understand what I did the next day. But now I'm getting ahead of myself!
Anyway, back on Christmas Day. It wasn't a particularly cold day, although there was some snow out on the streets. I begged and I pleaded and I grovelled with my parents, but they refused, because the ground was wet; I might get hurt!
So I waited for them to go take their Sunday nap - as is customary from 1pm to 5 pm in this household - and made to execute my plan.

All was going perfectly*! The snow's super-slipperiness was like the lubricant of the scooter gods! I was speeding along so fast, I couldn't have stopped even if I wanted to!**

*at first
**In retrospect, I should've seen that coming....

 

When the worst ever happened....

And in case you don't see any difference in these two pictures, I got some special software that identify dangerous objects. It's hard to see at first, but look for a red circle...

I remember the moment as if it had happened only a decade ago, and I had perfect memory back then:

As the front wheel smacked into the rock, my stomach lurched, and my feet stopped working.

I flipped over the handlebars, which I was gripping in sweat for dear life; smacked to the icy ground on my nose, sending blood onto pavement, snow, and skin. My scooter soared right over me from centrifugal force and into the street about 3 feet away.

 Yes, there was THAT much blood!

Unfortunately, a car was vrooming right past my driveway, and the rest is written down in a file somewhere.

 

I was freaking out as I lay there on the pavement. The scooter was ruined!! And on the day I got it, too! My parents would kill me! They would probably kill me every day for the rest of my life!! The car? That thing was a piece of junk! If you ask me, the scratch was an improvement. But the driver thought otherwise.

My parents initial impression was shock when they saw my dad's (ex-) boss at our porch, holding their son, whose face was covered in blood, by the ear...

And that's how I know you shouldn't ride scooters in snow.

Me likey-likey when you sharey-sharey!
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Moblogs Week #3 (geez I need to cut down!)

Saturday, February 12, 2011
We at ScrambleThemEggs fully support "Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy" :) (only on History!)
Posted by Curtman at 8:17 PM

Saturday, February 12, 2011
XD found an old 3rd grade history test! "The capital of alabama is_______" and i put "sweet home" ! and somehow I only got an F! stupid teacher!!
Posted by Curtman at 6:41 PM

Saturday, February 12, 2011
Got me a nice TV for my bedroom! includes movies, video games, and when we call AT&T, cable! JACKPOT:)
Posted by Curtman at 10:05 PM

Sunday, February 13, 2011
Oh, i hate it when i deliberately corner myself into doing homework before the last minute!!
Posted by Curtman at 7:39 AM

Monday, February 14, 2011
Lets make like a prisoner and bust outta here!
Posted by Curtman at 2:52 PM

Monday, February 14, 2011
Eskimos have 52 words for "snow". Dear people who live in grassy areas, do you have 52 words for grass? concrete? no? yeah, I guess Eskimos just really <3 snow.
Posted by Curtman at 2:59 PM

The Single Greatest Post Ever.

Found an old picture I made a long while back, and wondered what sort of reception it would receive here. Please welcome, "Me At The Doctor's"*! (Remember, you can click to enlarge!)

*Name Subject To Change.

Also, I found this one whilst uploading the Doctor one. I know this is a little unannounced, I apologize.
"Criminally Insane"

Hmmm... let me see... any other funny random pictures from my past? ....

 

 

 

Yeah.... random.... I know.

This may be the single greatest post EVER.

shary-shary?

http://bit.ly/singlegreatest

Moblogs Week #2

Friday, February 11, 2011
Webcomic process: posting: 10% drawing: 30% thinking of something funny: a whole wopping 60%!! at an english class party, trying to think of something funny...
Posted by Curtman at 7:20 AM

Friday, February 11, 2011
TGIF- something something I'm Freezing!!
Posted by Curtman at 4:31 AM
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Oh, teacher, you look so important, standing at the podium randomly while everyones sitting around the room, reading. A-plus to you.
Posted by Curtman at 11:50 AM

Thursday, February 10, 2011
Its 1 DEGREE outside with a wind chill of NEGATIVE 10 DEGREES. the 60ft walk to the building isnt worth it.
Posted by Curtman at 4:31 AM

Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Am i the only one who's excited about the new winnie the pooh movie? http://bit.ly/wtp2011
Posted by Curtman at 5:07 PM

Wednesday, February 9, 2011
The ground is still covered in 3 inches of ice! slick enough to ice skate. but more importantly, strong enough to sharpen!
Posted by Curtman at 3:25 PM

Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Eating at Mickey Dee's tonight. love the food, but the chairs here are so rude!
Posted by Curtman at 2:40 PM

Monday, February 7, 2011
I just used the word "Perchance". I feel so intelligent! ...What's your favorite classy word?
Posted by Curtman at 7:15 PM

New Webcomic! "Demon Child"! enjoy :)

I discovered that you can view the image full-scale by just double clicking!

Haha! I spoiled your plans once again, evil sidebar!

If you likey-likey, you should shary-shary!

(seriously... please!)
http://bit.ly/demon-child

Twitter and I have a thing going, now.

Here's a screenshot you can open and check out in it's entirety below.

But anyway, that's what my profile would look like when you're signed into Twitter. When you're not, it'll look stupid, and you'll look stupid, and Twitter will even tell you you're stupid. (seriously, sign out of twitter and check my page again... it'll say You're Stupid)
I'm just putting it up here as a little reminder that I spent an hour working all this out.
If you have a Twitter, I'd seriously appreciate you taking the time to go up the URL, type in "Twitter", logging in, going here, and clicking "follow". It makes all of this seem SO MUCH MORE worthwhile.
What is currently on Twitter as of the original time of publication of this post is the 13th stage of the sidebar's evolution. That's right, I have almost a dozen other copies of it with slight differences in each.
Anyway, to sum this whole post up: Twitter = worth it?, update, time involved, knives, working on a webcomic, imagination run dry, homework sucks, and wants comments on this or other posts. Gunnight, everbody!

Mouse Collection, Vol. 1 :)

Why I Use Laptops, and Not Those Stupid Boxes With Mouses (Or Is It Mice? Now I'm Confused) 

Mouse Collections, Vol 1

Catatouille

Just to clarify... our cat's name was Puppy.

Enjoy!

Please comment, rate, follow, etc! I feel lonely here :(

Share with your buddies:
http://bit.ly/catatouille

Moblogs Week #1

 At the end of every week, I'm going to try to put all my mobile blogs (moblogs) into one post so that my post count is a little more honest. Anyway, enjoy!

Secrets by OneRepublic!! :D im practicing this on my Cello! (which in fact is the instrument in the intro! :D)
8:10 PM, Saturday, February 5, 2011

In The Incredibles, when Syndrome says "...and got busy!" I think that was a little inappropriate.
9:38 AM, Sunday, February 6, 2011

PS. I'm going to start putting a little video in the sidebar (above the blog hierarchy) every now and then for you to enjoy!

The Potty Monster

Once again, this one's just a comic, and lacks in the content department, but here's
"The Potty Monster" or, "The Origin of Insanity"

**Disclaimer: While this story has a bit of truth deep down there, I'm sure my parent's weren't that mean for the most part.
Send this to your friends! Gimme more viewers! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!
http://bit.ly/pottymonster